Well for those who care, I have nearly finished my course now... just one more exam to pass then the search for work begins... but I will have much more free time!

Well I got tagged by a while ago, but i couldn't do it cos I was too busy... I am still busy now, but I have some free time so here it is!

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people (only 3 people?! that is soo cruel...T_T)
my comments are in bold...

1.) Your name?
Jamal

1.
A very common name among the black race. To the average white man, this is every black person's name.
Where's jamal?? A common game found in rural areas dominated by the white man, in which when a black man is located, the locator calls out "Where's Jamal??" and the objective is to find jamal.
It is soooo sad but true... i don't know what happened to make my name so popular cos it really wasn't when i was born...

2.
The name of 95% of black African Americans.
Teacher: jamal C. stop hitting jamal P. with jamal F's. notebook
Jamal C: i dun no
Jamal L: yo guy
Jamal O: oi oi oi
Teacher: god damn there are a lot of Jamal's in my class

3.
the name given to very upstanding black gentlemen whose dick is 13 inches long, gets bitches like he is at a dog pound and is a all around fucking awesome guy
look at that guy with all those girls following him around his name must be Jamal
well 2 out of the 4 things said in this is true, which 2 pieces of info i will leave to you to guess! XD

4.
A name commonly found among Muslims from all parts of the world. Jamal appears in the Quran, the holy book of Islam, and is thus popular as a name. The meaning of Jamal when translated from arabic is the beautiful or handsome one. This is also related to the name Jamil which means beauty.
Girl: "That man is Jamal"


2.) Your age?
24

1.
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

well there were 5 pages for 24, i couldn't be bothered to copy it all, cos it was all about that crappy show!



3.) One of your friends?
Shahnawaz

"shahnawaz isn't defined yet, but these are close:"

1. Shahnawaz Abdullah

A colloquialism for a playa!
Ladies, you better watch out...he's a real Shahnawaz Abdullah!
that is a new one on me! XD

2. darkside

a famous group formed at Rutgers University in New Brunswick New Jersey consisting of the most evil people to ever live. They are known to steal food, yell obcene comments from car windows, steal other people's girls, LOVE breakfast in bed, make horrendous videos, and all are known to work at sears
The darkside stole food from Shahnawaz Restaurant.
It has nothing to do with shahnawaz! XD

Now prepare yourselves.... Cos i have never heard of anything so nasty in my life! D8

3. Kids in a Sandbox

Kinds in a Sandbox is a disgusting video in which a woman shoves a vibrator into the urethra of a man
Kids in a Sandbox is a nasty form of female domination
WHAT THE HELL?! has anyone ever heard of this video? and if you have, then why?! and even more baffling is why the hell it came up when i typed in Shahnawaz?! T_T


4.) What should you be doing?
Revision

1. student's version of Hell

2.Probably what you should be doing right now...

Instead you come here to procrastinate.
Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time.
how very very true T_T
There were many more, but i can't be arsed to copy them cos I DO ACTUALLY NEED TO GO BACK TO REVISING SOON! XD


5.) Favorite color?
Red

1. Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
is this some sort of american joke that i don't get? D8

2. This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."

"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."

you americans are just too weird for words...


6.) Birthplace?
London

The Capital of the world, only rival New York. Incorporates the best of both Europe and America. Unlike in New York the Tube stations are Clearly signposted. Unlike New York the streets are all squigley and it is really really old. South of the river Thames is a mythical land that those on the North talk about in nervous whispers, but it actually isn't that bad and is fast becoming the only place in the city besides cardboard boxes that is affordable to live in. Stand in the middle of the Millenium footbridge and turn around in a 360 degree circle. Go on the London eye. Don't visit the London Dungeons. Go shopping on portabello road, or in Camden, not in Covent Garden. Go to the opera in Regent's park, and to speaker's corner in Hyde park on a sunday afternoon. Trafalger Square in the evening, Leicester square at mid-day. Karl Marx and Charles Dickens are buried in Highgate cemetary. Ealing is queen of the suburbs.
All of life is there.

there you are haters! it is offical, LONDON IS THE BEST CAPITAL IN THE WORLD!


7.) Month of your birth?
July

1. A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July
mmm... i guess this is this true...

3. Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar
You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer!
to my spanish speaking friends, is this really true? I have my doubts...

5. A month where the hottest men are born. every man wishes to be born in July.
Wow that guy is so sexy. He must be born in July
well i don't need to ask if is this really true? I know it is true!!!


8.) Last person you talked to?
Nephew

1. Snoop started using nephew to try and get people off of using the n-word all the time. Means the same (ie] brother), but in a less aggressive/derogatory sense.
what's crack-a-lackin nephew??
well that is nice to know, although i don't think it worked...

9.) One of your nicknames?
J-Bear (i will be really surprised if this is there... XD)

j-bear isn't defined yet, but these are close:

1. smorchy bear

A Smorchy Bear is a large but doisle creature that is astoundingly rare. Not much is nown about the reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear but more is being learnt as the scientific community accels. The Smorchy Bear is said to enjoy the company of small children. One witness of the Smorchy Bear observed it performing a strange ritual with its hand whilst its back was turned. This is said by some to be the Smorchy Bear practising for mating so that the beast can be the best it can be when it does finally encounter a mate.
Prince Jeffery Alexander observed the offspring of a Smorchy Bear whilst out on his morning stroll. He relayed his encouted to his chum Sir Walter Adams. Sir Walter told Prince Jeffery of the rare nature and the unknown reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear and he was positively astounded.
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly

Well... What can i say, it started of so well and then turned to
So who am i going to tag? Good grief, only 3 people eh?

choose randomly!
And here are the names that came out:

(i know i said that i wouldn't tag you for while, but meh... it was out of my control! )



But anyone else feel free to do it if you have some spare time...

Until next time...
Ni-pah!